I tend to be critical of The Orange County Register, our local paper, and in particular its website, which is populated with animated ads so complex they won’t even load, not to mention popup ads so virulent as to defy any popup blocker. They’re a little light on content, too. But I read them, in large part because the Los Angeles Times is a well-known leftist rag.

But the Register linked me to something absolutely hysterical today, what with me being (1) a bitch and (2) a Starbucks junkie. Therefore, I submit:

8 Types of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks

If by some chance you have been (a) living on another planet and/or (b) actually managing to resist the siren song of Starbucks, and thus have never been inside one, I guarantee you that all of these people do in fact exist, and annoy everyone, in droves.